Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but you created a paradox -> Game over
I wish that the luigi doll next to me wouldn't stare me.

Granted, But you receive tornadoes and earthquakes often.
I wish to be the very best, like no one ever was.

Granted. but then you'd be the best at being the worst.. O_o

I wish wish I had three arms.

Zephron wrote:

JoeCool wrote:

Granted. but then you'd be the best at being the worst.. O_o

I wish wish I had three arms.

Granted but then Scientists discover you and run thousands of tests on you, and you're forced to become a lab rat for the rest of your life.

I wish summer lasted one more month.
I wouldn't even care that School would be longer..

Granted, but you get shipped to an all boys boarding school in... uhm... Turkey.

I wish for a eternal puppy.

Granted, but the puppy looks like George Bush and has the same political views as Hitler.
I wish for Taokaka (lulz)

Zephron wrote:

Granted, but Taokaka sees you have something shiny and kills you for it.

I wish I got tons of big $ scholarships so I don't have to pay as much for college.

granted, but you get caught smoking crack so you lose all your scholarships and then your parents disown you because you were smoking crack so you started working 2 jobs to pay for your crummy one room apartment while you tried to get your life back on track.

i wish for a pony.

JoeCool wrote:

Granted, but Rei already wished for that so you end up getting a donkey..

I wish for free college credits.

Granted, but the Superintendent accidentally applied them to another person's records.

I wish for a Crucio Siege Tank.

Granted, but you get no fuel or ammo. Now, go fetch that from another planet.

I wish that I was mod/admin so I could congratulate Rei and Stickman in the topic.

Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus so when you tryed to congratulate them, your computer sent a message saying, "I will go to each of your houses and I will take a giant Mr.Saturn doll and make you suffocate and then throw your bodys into a volcano and then take a nuclear war head and blow the volcano, all while watching "Spice Girls: The Movie"" and then Joe and Zeph will take away your status and ban you for life
I wish that eevee had better stats, can learn better moves, and wasn't just a "Chariles Darwin" pokemon

Granted, but when Eevee learned a new move, its head exploded.

I wish George Bush had been a superhero.

Texas Man!

Granted but Chuck Noris round house kicked him in the face.

i wish i had internet

Granted, but it's dial up =D

I wish I had moar protein shakes

Granted, but it gets you fatter

I wish i had brawl

Granted, but you don't win any money

I wish it would rain chocolate chip cookies
and milk

Granted, but then YOU get fat =D

I wish I had long legs.

granted, but the rest of your body is not proportionate with your legs so you look like a freak and your parents sell you into the circus because they are ashamed of you and they needed some quick cash.

i wish people would post in other topics.

Granted, but it ends up being spam.

I wish I was a full on proper hardcore martial artist

Granted, but you lose your legs in a car crash.

I wish Protoss players would stop spamming Void Rays in Starcraft 2.

Granted, but your copy of Starcaft 2 dies and you become banked rupted so you can never play again (btw, what's Starcraft 2?)

I wish that my power level was 9001