Corrupt a Wish

Posts : 38 Join date : 2010-07-19 Age : 30

Granted, but i steal them

I wish for an ibuki plushie

Posts : 13 Join date : 2010-08-04

Granted but it comes alive and kills you in your sleep.

I wish my reflexes were extremely fast.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:05 pm

granted, but you get arrested because the cops think you are using steroids.

I wish for a piloting license. Oh, the things i could do with that.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:08 am

pureownage wrote:: granted, but you get arrested because the cops think you are using steroids.

lolwut?
but if his reflexes were super fast, the cops couldn't touch him...-JC

I wish for a piloting license. Oh, the things i could do with that.

but then you crash into an historic building and are hated by all mankind....

I wish for snow in florida.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:33 pm

JoeCool wrote:

pureownage wrote:: granted, but you get arrested because the cops think you are using steroids.

lolwut?
but if his reflexes were super fast, the cops couldn't touch him...-JC

I wish for a piloting license. Oh, the things i could do with that.

but then you crash into an historic building and are hated by all mankind....

I wish for snow in florida.

Granted, but it's fake hollywood snow. No snowballs, no fun, not even that same feel or consistency. Plus it doesn't even look that much like snow in the end. It's also everywhere so you still have crappy driving.

I wish for the ability to understand and finish my homework instantly.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri Aug 20, 2010 6:49 pm

Granted, but then you are me. cyclops

I wish i had run over the summer so I'm not out of shape for the beginning of cross country practice on monday...

Posts : 38 Join date : 2010-07-19 Age : 30

Granted but it turnsout there was no practice so you did all that running for nothing

I wish for an Ibuki plushie that won't kill me :/

(feels like im gonna laugh on the next one...)

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:20 pm

The first Ibuki plushie kills both you and the new one that won't kill you.

I wish to make a self-referential statement.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Aug 28, 2010 12:21 am

Granted but the redundancy department of redundancy arrests you for your statement.

I wish I didn't waste my time trying to figure out what self-referential meant study

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Aug 28, 2010 12:38 am

Granted, but the discontinuity disrupts the fabric of spacetime, causing logical errors such as bombs exploding from one frame of reference that do not explode in another.

I wish to one day be as epic as Joseph Ducreux.